“The one on the left looks like a movie poster for ‘Dude, Where’s My Nazi?’”
Propaganda
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexistAnother way to say shut up
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“Cease your hugger-mugger!” -Schiff
Foreign Policy
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“In the 1950s, Eisenhower creates a really sophisticated foreign policy called ‘If you piss us off, we will nuke you.’” -Perles
People-polymerization
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined is Chucklehoff!” -Dillon
The Significance of Sputnik
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“It’s like, we sent a toaster into space, we’re the best!” -CJ
What’s On the Outside
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“Compared to Kennedy, Nixon looked cranky…unshaven…fat.” -Perles
Downloading: Please wait
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexistAmanda: “I wonder what Mr Schwartz is doing when he ‘downloads information.’”
Alana: “I know! Like, what sort of information does he download?”
Peter: “He’s either a robot…or a pervert.”
Alana: “I think he’s BOTH!”
Sage Advice
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“Do not dress up as a ninja.” -Klein
Musical Accomplishments
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“Emily wrote the lyrics to her song and I wrote the music. We’re like fucking Sondheim and Bernstein!” -Alana
Select Your Difficulty
June 4, 2008 by toadsdontexist“Dammit this is so difficult! Why can’t relationships have an EASY MODE?” -Amanda
