Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Propaganda

June 4, 2008

“The one on the left looks like a movie poster for ‘Dude, Where’s My Nazi?’”

Foreign Policy

June 4, 2008

“In the 1950s, Eisenhower creates a really sophisticated foreign policy called ‘If you piss us off, we will nuke you.’” -Perles

The Significance of Sputnik

June 4, 2008

“It’s like, we sent a toaster into space, we’re the best!” -CJ

What’s On the Outside

June 4, 2008

“Compared to Kennedy, Nixon looked cranky…unshaven…fat.” -Perles

Progress

June 4, 2008

Martin Sheen: “I still think the Democrats will win, whichever one of them comes in. The country’s ready for a change; we’ve had it. It’s just been a disaster.”
Graham Norton: “Even from a distance, we’ve noticed.”