“Cease your hugger-mugger!” -Schiff
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Another way to say shut up
June 4, 2008People-polymerization
June 4, 2008“Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined is Chucklehoff!” -Dillon
The Significance of Sputnik
June 4, 2008“It’s like, we sent a toaster into space, we’re the best!” -CJ
Downloading: Please wait
June 4, 2008Amanda: “I wonder what Mr Schwartz is doing when he ‘downloads information.’”
Alana: “I know! Like, what sort of information does he download?”
Peter: “He’s either a robot…or a pervert.”
Alana: “I think he’s BOTH!”
Musical Accomplishments
June 4, 2008“Emily wrote the lyrics to her song and I wrote the music. We’re like fucking Sondheim and Bernstein!” -Alana
Too Much Rock For One Hand
June 4, 2008“Rock on with your bad self.” -Schiff
Like apples for a teacher
June 4, 2008Schiff: “I don’t like teaching.”
Amanda: “Then why are you here?”
Schiff: “For the candy canes!”
Why Is The World Spinning?
June 4, 2008“And in that funny thing which looks like a flying saucer, there is a restaurant which is not revolving unless you drink a lot.”
The Joke’s On You
June 4, 2008Alana: “What did the straw say to the berry?”
Rob: “FUCK YOU!”
Great Minds Think Alike
June 4, 2008Charlie: “Guess what. Me and Jackson both envisioned a hairy white monkey.”
Jackson: “We did.”
