The Quote Log

Propaganda

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:49:53 +0000

“The one on the left looks like a movie poster for ‘Dude, Where’s My Nazi?’”

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:49:10 +0000

“Cease your hugger-mugger!” -Schiff

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:48:30 +0000

“In the 1950s, Eisenhower creates a really sophisticated foreign policy called ‘If you piss us off, we will nuke you.’” -Perles

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:47:19 +0000

“Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined is Chucklehoff!” -Dillon

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:45:54 +0000

“It’s like, we sent a toaster into space, we’re the best!” -CJ

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:45:02 +0000

“Compared to Kennedy, Nixon looked cranky…unshaven…fat.” -Perles

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:44:06 +0000

Amanda: “I wonder what Mr Schwartz is doing when he ‘downloads information.’”

Alana: “I know! Like, what sort of information does he download?”

Peter: “He’s either a robot…or a pervert.”

Alana: “I think he’s BOTH!”

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:42:34 +0000

“Do not dress up as a ninja.” -Klein

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:42:01 +0000

“Emily wrote the lyrics to her song and I wrote the music. We’re like fucking Sondheim and Bernstein!” -Alana

toadsdontexist — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:40:55 +0000

“Dammit this is so difficult! Why can’t relationships have an EASY MODE?” -Amanda